Happy Britney’s-Shaved-Head-aversary!

•February 16, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Britney Blingee

Original Image via http://chismetime.com

It’s been three years, today, since that.

February 16, 2007 – A day… which will live in pop culture infamy

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It’s one of those days…

•February 12, 2010 • Leave a Comment

…That makes you want to do this:

via Eli Roth's Myspace Page

via Eli Roth's Myspace Page

Also borrowed from Eli Roth's Myspace Page

OMG BEST SITE EVAR!

•February 10, 2010 • 1 Comment

RuPaul + VH1 = Win

PEYTON Manning’s Forehead is Offensive, GO SAINTS

•February 8, 2010 • Leave a Comment

I didn’t watch the Super Bowl; I said I would for she who is the Bettiest, but I remembered Youtube has all the commercials the next day. I had the house to myself, so I watched a Hoarders marathon & watched a documentary about a beauty school in Kabul, Afghanistan with my mom while we ate brownies & cookies.

I watched a fair amount of football this season, so I knew a little about the teams. I like Peyton Manning (not Eli Manning; I hate Eli Manning), mostly for his Sony commercials. I like Drew Brees, even though his hairline gets more and more unfortunate as time goes on. There were a few people at work who were on the Colts bandwagon and try as I might, I couldn’t convince myself they were going to win. I just had this feeling that the Saints were going to take it.

spcl thx to @Pilgrim945 for this

Thanks to @Pilgrim945 for finding this for me

My intuition is pretty fucking awesome. I predicted Los Santos were going to take it much like I predicted the alien-predator love chile I like to call a “Pralien” from the end of Alien V. Predator with only having seen Predator 1 and zero Alien movies.  I win. Trust me with everything. I’ll help you win the lottery*. [*results not typical] Besides, I think it was kind of obvious who the victor was going to be this year, considering the Saint’s slogan (or whatever) is WHO DAT and the WHO played halftime. Duh, guys, duh.

And they had the Pope on their side:

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So while Drew Brees is doing this:

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Peyton Manning is doing this:

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BONUS: I’ll throw in this picture of Jeremy Shockey, just because it’s funny: Continue reading ‘PEYTON Manning’s Forehead is Offensive, GO SAINTS’

That’s Not What Your Girlfriend Says

•February 8, 2010 • 1 Comment

The Betty + Abe Vigoda = The only reason the Super Bowl exists

Damn you, Betty

•February 5, 2010 • Leave a Comment

I hate football.  I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Occasionally, there are cool things that happens, but that’s about as common as a Willy Wonka golden ticket. It pretty much goes without saying that I have no desire to watch the Super Bowl; none at all.

However, it’s no secret that I love Betty White. She’s the greatest ever. This year, those bastards at Snickers have put her in a commercial that will be airing during the Super Bowl, so I guess I’ll have to watch, because my love for BW outweighs my disdain for football.

DAMN YOU, BETTY!!! [drops to knees & shakes fist at the sky]

Here’s the sneak peek at what to expect from her

Gurrrrrl! *snap*

•February 2, 2010 • Leave a Comment

The best show in the history of television has returned for a second season. Ladies & ladymen, I’m talking about the incomparable RuPaul’s Drag Race, and gurrrl is it good. I’ll be blogging about it all season, hopefully with embeddable clips; fingers crossed!

Until then, here’s this from season 1

AND Onginaaaaa!
[end Oprah voice]

Onginaaaaa!

Ongina via EricaJoy's Flickr Photo Stream