Tsk… Tsk…Vanessa Hudgens. Some People Will Never Learn

via LA Times

via LA Times

Vanessa Hudgens (here on out, known as “Vudge”) has done it again. Nudie pictures of her alleged underaged self have made it to the internets again.

The first time it happened, I thought, “Wow, man. That really sucks for her.” They were supposedly taken for her boyfriend, Zac Efron. For a girl that age, it’s kiiiinda slutty, but it’s not like she’s a bad person or anything. Most kids that age are more than likely knocking boots. And he was (and still is) her boyfriend. It’s not like she stripped, took the pics, and sent them to some guy she was looking to hook up with, they were already hooked up. Call me a hypocrite all you want, but if she were my daughter, she would’ve been locked up in a convent in the magma-filled center of the earth for the rest of her life or until she figured out how to escape.

This time, it’s just annoying. She still has her underaged tittys hanging out and her stupid porn star pout. This time, I hope she gets charged with felony sexting/distributing child porn or something. If the charges get dropped a week later, that’s fine. But she needs to have some real consequences for this shit. Vudge needs to figure out a password for that folder on her computer or her wireless router that’s more secure than “ZE+VH=BJ”.

Dear Vudge:

Seriously, girl, knock it the fuck off. Yeah, you’re cute/hot/slutty/easy/whatever. Keep that shit between you & your gayface boyfriend. If dumb slutty high school cheerleaders can get charged with child porn for sending a couple text message pictures of their friends being fake lesbians to get some meathead football players to wanna bang them, you should be for this, too. If celebrity justice is real, you probably won’t get much of it, because you’re just “that chick from HSM who’s dating Gayface Efron in real life and is in Sketchers ads”. That is your legacy. You’re in a series of annoying Disney movies that aren’t Hannah Montana, you’re a beard, & you hawk ugly shoes.

In conclusion, I hope you actually learn this time. Not like last time. At the very least, if you’re going to keep taking nudie pics of yourself, build a subscription-based website & charge the shit out of people to access them. Make some cash rather than blowing it on an army of lawyers sending out cease & desist letters.



~ by Mergan Fierce on August 6, 2009.

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